"Li Yi, I’m finished. I’m not going to introduce this beautiful woman?" Chen Ming said.
"This … I said?"
"Come on, what’s to be afraid of?" Chen Ming doesn’t know what to say.
"He is my girlfriend." Li Yi said with a smile.
"What the hell? A girlfriend? " Chen Ming said in surprise.
"Yeah! What’s wrong? "
Chen Ming leaned against Li Yi and said, "Good brother, tell me about your stunt of picking up girls!"! Don’t say you didn’t, even such a beautiful girl has been hooked up. "
Li Yizhen didn’t know what to say. She didn’t pick up Li Lu herself. She followed her. What a stunt? It seems that I really don’t have it.
"This … really not." Li Yi managed to say this sentence.
"Li Yi, this is your fault. How can you not share anything good with your best friend?" Chen Ming said.
Li Lu didn’t hear what they said, only saw two big men leaning together, laughing and laughing.
Li Yi thought hard and didn’t show any tricks to pick up girls. How can I tell him?
Finally, Li Yi thought of it. Can you ask the old man? He should have lived for a long time. He must know what the solution is to pick up girls and what the strange attraction is. Just say one casually.
"Old man, do you know any ways to pick up girls?"
"Boy, disturb my good dream again. It’s definitely not good for you to find me. Come on, what’s the trouble again?"
"Old man, is there any good way to pick up girls?"
"Boy, who are you going to bubble? Does it look good? "
Li Yi doesn’t want to say anything, even if he picks up girls himself, what does it matter to the old man?
"What do you care, old man?"
"This, of course, my business, my apprentice can find a woman like a flower? Then my infinite name will not be ruined by you. "
Shit, that’s bullshit. What are you talking about?
"Forget it, I won’t care about these things with you. Do you have any tricks to pick up girls?"
"Yes, of course."
"What is it? Tell me! "
"fix the truth!"
Li Yi is going to vomit blood. Doesn’t this old man know anything other than fixing the truth?
"Well, it’s not that I want to pick up girls, it’s that I want to pick up girls alone and ask me about my stunts, and the relationship is quite good with me."
"Oh, I have an idea."
"What?" Li Yi asked urgently.
"You teach him to fix the truth."
Li Yi has a feeling that I am dead.
"Old man, can he fix the truth?"
"Yes, of course, you can. You just need to teach him a set of superficial formulas, so that girls can discover his special abilities, so that they can achieve the goal of picking up girls!"
"But I haven’t got any formula yet!"
"Just teach him to read this." Wuji said a set of formulas.
Li Yi talked for a long time, but Li Lu and Chen Ming didn’t hear anything.
"Did Li Yi think of a way?" Chen Ming asked eagerly.
"Yes, let’s just say, picking up girls is a very wonderful thing. If you want to pick up girls, you have to have a stunt of your own, right?"
"It seems that this is really the case." Chen Ming touched his head and said.
"Do you have any stunts?" Li Yi asked.
"This seems to be really not."
"What is there or not? There is something, and there is nothing. "
"Well,no." Chen Ming said.
"There is no stunt, how to stand out? How can I make you stand out from thousands of boys? How can girls find you? " Li Yi asked three questions in a row, which puzzled Chen Ming.
"When you think about it, you are right. Do you have any stunts that can attract people’s attention?"
"Yes, why not?" Li Yi said with a smile.
"Then you can perform it and let me learn." Chen Ming said excitedly.
"Watch this." Li Yi finished pretending to read the formula.
Suddenly, a sword appeared in Li Yi’s hand.
"Look, what’s up?" Li Yi idle asked.
"Damn it, how did you do it?" Chen Ming asked in surprise.
"It took me a long time to practice. I tell you, this is called cultivating truth. If you practice moderately, you will live forever. If you just practice, there will be many benefits, such as the trick I just used."
"Really? If it is true, it will definitely have great disadvantages! " Chen Ming said.
"There are some disadvantages, but it’s not big, that is, you will waste some time to practice every day, that is, if your strength is not high, you will be given KO by others, but it’s not a disadvantage, and the world is the law of the jungle."
Chen Ming feels that what he knows is just like a little slag, which is pitiful.
"Is it really true?" Chen Ming asked.
"Since the childhood, you think about it, I cheated you? Look again, this sword is still here. Do you think I can cheat you? If you still don’t believe that waiting for school at night speaks louder than words. " Li Yi said with a smile.
"But what’s the trick to pick up girls?" Chen Ming suddenly remembered that he was asking for a unique skill.
"The trick I want to say is to fix the truth." Li Yi said seriously.
"Well, Li Yi, it’s not that I don’t believe you. What you said is too mysterious. Although I am very smart, this is really a bit too difficult to understand."